SMS 140 words http://smsmatic.com Hindi SMS in 140 words Mon, 02 Jan 2012 08:54:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Sankranti sms in 140 words – Sankranti sms in Marathi 140 words http://smsmatic.com/sankranti-sms-in-140-words.html http://smsmatic.com/sankranti-sms-in-140-words.html#comments Mon, 02 Jan 2012 08:54:05 +0000 http://smsmatic.com/?p=52 Marathi Makar Sankranti  SMS

Naveen varshacha,
Naveen sanachya priya janana,
god vyaktina “Makar Sankrantichya”
goad goad shubhechya!

Sankranti sms in 140 words
Ek Til rusula, phugala
Radat Radat gulachya paakat padala
Khattakan hasala hatavar yetaach bolu lagala
Tilgud ghya god god bola.

Makar Sankranti sms  in Marathi

Sankranti chya haardik shubhechha
Marathi Asmita.. marathi mann,
Marathi paramparanchi Marathi Shaan,
Aaj Snakranti chya Sann
Gheuunn aala navchetanyachi khaann
Tidlagudd ghya god god vola.

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Ghalshil jewa tu designer SADI
Labhel tula teelgulachi GODI
Sunday chya haatat de Pantagachi DORI
Tumha Sarvana Happy Makar Sankranti

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Achanak…
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyu?
Ravan: nhi yr, bye.
Ram: abey pr hua kya?
Ravan:piche dekh Rajnikant!

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A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that…..
Phillip’s 21 inch
was actually a TV.??…

 

Disappointment is like a road hump,
It slows you down a bit but you enjoy
the smooth road afterwards…
Don’t stay on the humps too long.
Move On!

When I Lose Hope
Because My Plans Have Come To Nothing
Then Help Me
To Remember That,
Your Love Is Always Greater
Than My Disappointments
&
Your Plans For My LifeAre Always Better Than My Dreams..

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Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain
My Positive Point..
Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu…

]]> http://smsmatic.com/negative-and-postive-point.html/feed 0 A Silent Msg for All Indian http://smsmatic.com/a-silent-msg-for-all-indian.html http://smsmatic.com/a-silent-msg-for-all-indian.html#comments Tue, 09 Aug 2011 04:52:20 +0000 http://smsmatic.com/a-silent-msg-for-all-indian.html A silent msg for all Indian

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters…

A Silent Msg for All Indian.

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]]> http://smsmatic.com/21st-century-life.html/feed 0 Non veg jokes http://smsmatic.com/non-veg-jokes.html http://smsmatic.com/non-veg-jokes.html#comments Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:16:32 +0000 http://smsmatic.com/non-veg-jokes.html Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child????
Wife jumped up and said: “Your Honor! I brought the child into this
world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to Husband and says “What do you have to say in your
defense?”
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
“Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out.
Whose Pepsi is it? the machine’s or mine?”
Yeh sunke…Wife replied : “Judge sahab…bartan mera…dudh bhi
mera…aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir
wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka”
Husband replied : “Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar
mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?
Frustrated Judge: “Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par
custody ki naubat hi na aati.”

]]> http://smsmatic.com/non-veg-jokes.html/feed 0 Funny but True http://smsmatic.com/funny-but-true.html http://smsmatic.com/funny-but-true.html#comments Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:14:05 +0000 http://smsmatic.com/funny-but-true.html B4 marriage a girl has to make love 2 a man 2 hold him, aftr marriage she has 2 hold him 2 make love her……..funny but fact.

]]> http://smsmatic.com/funny-but-true.html/feed 0 Hindi Jokes in 140 words http://smsmatic.com/hindi-jokes-in-140-words.html http://smsmatic.com/hindi-jokes-in-140-words.html#comments Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:12:58 +0000 http://smsmatic.com/hindi-jokes-in-140-words.html Gareeb aadmi roti k liye daudta hai..
aur
Ameer use hazam karne k liye!!

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