SMS 140 words

Ram and Ravan seriously yudh kar rahe the, ki
Achanak…
Ravan: chal bye.
Ram: kyu?
Ravan: nhi yr, bye.
Ram: abey pr hua kya?
Ravan:piche dekh Rajnikant!

Height of Disappointment SMS

A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that…..
Phillip’s 21 inch
was actually a TV.??…

Disappointment is like a road hump,
It slows you down a bit but you enjoy
the smooth road afterwards…
Don’t stay on the humps too long.
Move On!

When I Lose Hope
Because My Plans Have Come To Nothing
Then Help Me
To Remember That,
Your Love Is Always Greater
Than My Disappointments
&
Your Plans For My LifeAre Always Better Than My Dreams..

My Negative Point….
Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain
My Positive Point..
Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu…